Spoiled Endings

New Release

What happens if you give a black bear a grizzly bear hug?

Or light 84 fireworks at once?

Or drink too much evaporated milk?

Welcome to the sensational world of bad luck and bad decisions. From common casualties to impossible tragedies, Webb Smith perfectly captures the funny side of misfortune. Laugh out loud as you learn (or perhaps recount) the dangers of thin ice, electric fences, and giant sea creatures. There are no safe zones in this ode to schadenfreude. So, try not to crack a funny bone as you delight in these tragically entertaining poems. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Tales of Mishap and Misfortune

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Don't Play with Your Food

When a lonely child invites a sweet potato for an afternoon playdate, their friendly get-together turns into culinary chaos after a bowl of wild rice is unleashed. Overmatched, the child seeks the help of a disgruntled, leftover porkchop. Perhaps the cantankerous cutlet can help restore order to a kitchen gone bananas.