Spoiled Endings

Excerpt

Head Over Heels

Tales of Mishap and Misfortune

I fell down the stairs, but here's the problem -

I tumbled for hours and never hit bottom

I rolled and flipped but stayed in place

I chipped a tooth and cut my face

I sprained my ankle, wrist, and thumb

I cracked a hip and bruised my bum

I skinned my knees and stubbed my toes

I popped a lung and broke my nose

And now I know - no pain is greater

Than falling down the 'up' escalator

A collection of humorous poems about bad luck and bad decisions.

Paperback, 80 pages, English, 6x9 inches